WELCOME BACK ROY.

"Unchained"

Welcome back to a really weird episode of Arrow. Okay right off the back THANK GOD ROY IS BACK FOR ONE EPISODE. We can bring back Thea, and Sarah eighteen different times but, god forbid lets bring back Roy. What I really liked about this episode was the credits. No I'm just kidding it was an interesting episode and just like Flash they are denying the people what they want. THE VILLAIN! Damien Darkh is such an interesting character but, lets bring in a character called the calculator! If anyone has ever found interest in a calculator they are either dead, or mute. Actually anyone who finds a calculator interesting please email me or message me and we can have a huge conversation on calculators. Now let's get to the part that I'm pretty sure was irrelevant and complete Bullsh*t. A fu*king vision gave you a rock? So lets just try to look at this from a logical standpoint! You were brutally tortured to lets say the brink of death worst case scenario. The fact that your brain is able to duplicate a vision of you seeing a image of someone who died is FU*KED! On top of you seeing a dead BI*CH these girl hands you a god damn rock. You know when this would be handy? Maybe the only time this would actually be handy or make sense is if you were going to Sodom the Ancient Village from the Old Testment and Damien Darkh was being stoned to death. Not only is he being stoned to death but, none has any rocks they need one rock to finally kill him! Oh but, would you look at that! Look what Oliver FU*cking Queen has in his hands! A FU*CKING rock and he is able to finally kill Damien Darkh! Thank you writers of Arrow for absolutely taking a Demon sized Sh*t on our eyes and expecting us to enjoy it. The only thing i suggest for "Next Time" is ask for a gun from your vision so instead of crying in a jail cell you can actually escape. I could go on and on about the flaws of this episode but, Ill end it on a good note. We got to see Roy so Thank You I guess. 

P.S. The Felicity Dad reveal was good. Can you writers seriously stop bringing characters back? Its like Dragon Ball Z with less screaming and blonde hair. 

Flash "Fast Lane"

"Lets Get Re-TAR-did"

Welcome to another episode of Flash! This week's episode we saw tar, glass, and the flash as his speed would become "ReTArdid. (I'll stop with the play on words now) With so much happening with the flash and the alternate storylines it was cool to see them going back to the metahumans! Also did anyone catch that Arrow easter egg? (Fyi Hiliary wouldn't stand a chance against Oliver Queen!) Another thing I thought was unique was that this Wells duplicated Earth One Wells but, this Wells Earth Two Wells chose a different path. For the record this whole Alternate Universe deal is becoming confusing just writing about it! I don't know if anyone realized but, "The Green Arrow" and "Flash" are somewhat consistent on having the same storyline. The Villian has strong powers, leading romantic lead gets hurt, people are being betrayed. Obviously that is a huge generalization and is somewhat inaccurate but, you know where I'm coming from! These shows are so good because they're so different! I hope for the rest of these episodes they can start to stray in their own directions! What I did love was Barry's well written speech on saving Well's daughter and the push and pull of Wells conscious. The fact that they aren't sending a traitor back to deal with his sh*t shows why the Arrow and Flash are different. In total this episode was interesting but, WE ALL WANT TO SEE ZOOM! I hope in the coming episodes they show a little bit more on Zoom! Seeing as they are going to Earth Two we might becoming very close to his Origin! Cross your fingers Flash fans and make sure to watch next weeks episode!

P.S. Did anyone catch Cisco's ringtone? This show would be so dark without that man! Got to love it!

He's Back

"The Reverse Flash Returns"

Welcome back Eobard Thawne! Right off the bat you got to see Reverse Flash who was really in the entire episode. Which for one is great but, at the same time wasn't. I think back in Season one of the flash it was so good because you didn't know him, who he was, or what he wanted. The greatest thing about this character in Season 1 was the element of mystery. Obviously i think we can all agree that Harrison Wells plays a better Reverse Flash then the actual Reverse Flash. Quick fact: did you know Harrison Wells isn't even in the comics? It makes it seem strange that Harrison Wells plays a better Villain then Eobard Thawne some would say its a little "Reverse." One thing I will say about this episode is it felt like a rerun of Season one. Reverse trying to hurt everyone, cisco ends up taking damage from Reverse and then Reverse Flash is gone by the end of the episode. What doesn't make sense to me is the whole time linear theory. Where because he didn't die from the future and still exists. If his ancestors died he wouldn't be born..... I feel like they just needed a reason to tell his story and bring him back because a lot of fans love him. Another thing I didn't like was the whole Patty/Barry conflict. It just seems like their whole problem this episode had no meaning? Seriously what was the point of having her figure out that he is the flash just so she would still end up leaving? The only hope I have for this storyline is down the road she comes back in a good manner. Patty is a good character and it'd be a shame to waste this storyline plus she got curves! Besides all It was a pretty good episode for the Flash I'd give it a B for an overall grade.

P.S. It would be really cool if Flash, Reverse Flash, and Zoom all had a three way fight. Make it happen flash writers! 

Its been 8 years.....

"Why so Serious?"

Has it been 8 years already? I guess it has since the great Heath Ledger had made his mark on the role of the Joker. It is truly amazing how dark and iconic this character was. The thing that I loved is how far it actually strayed from the comic version but, in the best way possible. The great Christopher Nolan helped bring reality to a comic hero and also to a comic villain. Back when this movie was coming out people were very skeptical about Heath Ledger being cast as the green haired maniac. Now look at what we have! Many people saying how the new joker (Jared Leto) can't match Heath Ledger's performance. I personally agree with this statement. Jared Leto can't match Heath on being the joker! You know why? Its because these two actor's are playing two different roles. It may be the same character but, they are vastly different. 

Dedication, unique, and raw talent is what can be said to describe not only the Joker but, Heath Ledger. I feel like Heath Ledger was the first on showing how much dedication you can put into a character and the role. Heath Ledger was the roots of what is now is becoming a phenomenon in the entertainment industry. Every comic book movie now focuses on the Villain to the point where they are making a movie about Villains(Suicide Squad). Let us just admire and absolutely miss the man who brought the scars, and scares to life. Heath, I never knew you but, we all miss you and we all wish we could have seen your character really play out in the Dark Knight Rises! So for now let us all remember a great actor and great human being! 

P.S. You're the man Heath!  (Click on the Link) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OaEcbc6gs 

True Love

"The Meaning of Life"

Today, I am writing about something so absolutely beautiful that I honestly don't know how to describe it. First let me tell you about my day. It was normal like most. Oh boy was I wrong I was walking down the street when I saw something that peeked my interest. I followed my curiosity down a long alleyway till I get to a hint of what was in store. I saw bright lights everywhere, friendly faces.  I started to dream about the curves, the light coat, and the beautiful feeling when we stared in to each others eyes. Some people say I'm crazy but I know I'm not. You know that amazing feeling you get; its like a rainbow of emotions, kind of makes your entire body numb? Its amazing how you can feel so small until you meet them and you realize your not alone on this giant planet. Well I'll tell you what folks, when I thought all hope was lost and I had lost sight and mind of my curiosity. She had handed me the bag and as I sat on my couch I knew exactly what was going to happen. I was about to get it on with something that had just walked into my life. As my lips watered up and I was ready. As I took my time I knew I was dreaming how could this be ? The taste so pure and beautiful I was on cloud nine! The crunch is what got to me it was a dream come true. Then the avocado mixed inside of it was almost too much. You never realize what you have until its gone. So go ahead ask me have I ever been in love? Yeah... I have. 

P.S. You should go try some Avocado Egg Rolls they're alright. 

Leonard Snart

Enjoying The Weather? 

Welcome to The Ice Age. As you can see outside its colder then my Fathers heart. Isn't that right Little Sis? I know your all reading this so let me explain what's going to happen. Many of you will look out your window and wonder why is Captain Cold so late to the game. I had some business to take care of with Mick. Let's just say I froze all of your accounts including Central Cities Bank. You see Flash you may be fast but, how will you find me in this weather? I would keep this up but, I got a blizzard to catch. See you on the other side Flash. -C.C

P.S. Mick says he wants to kill you all. 

Tomorrow's End

"Legends of Tomorrow" 

Before we start can I just say how confusing time travel is! Let us firstly start with I love the idea they are going for. Its sort of the benchwarmers meets time traveling. One thing I will say is I love the idea that arrow is still sort of connected through this. I am hoping we get a flash connection as well seeing as he already has time traveled! I am not going to delve to much into the characters today because it is too early to claim where they stand or who they are. I will say that it is interesting the cast and certain people that were chosen. On a off note I am happy that Mick is kind of the comedic relief the need through all this darkness. Another thing I want to say is Vandal Savage is kind of underplayed. Yes we know he kills lots of people but, something about him doesn't give me that scared feeling when say Reverse Flash or say Damian Darhk. Also I didn't like how in the first episode they gave away Rip Hunter's motives. That would have been a really good story point to giveaway in a midseason break or a finale of some sort! Lets just hope that they have something up their sleeve! I am very hopeful for this "Team" and how they will work and become that. Its going to be interesting what the futures-past-tomorrow brings? See told you its confusing as shit. Oh one more thing that Bounty Hunter was awesome! Just a little ridiculous that 8 people can't bring down a man with a gun when these 8 people clearly have powers. Besides everything it was a good introduction to the world or worlds we will explore with these characters! GO WATCH IT! 

SQUAD

"We're bad guys.... It's What we do."

Is this real life or is this just fantasy? What I am talking about is the absolute best thing I've seen all day! THE MOTHER$#%}ing SUICIDE SQUAD TRAILER! If you haven't seen it DO IT! It's absolutely amazing how every second had me jumping up and done like a little boy. Firstly Margot Robbie is going to steal the show. Her interpretation on Harley is so genuine and surreal! It's great to see atleast from the trailer the two types of crazy! Jokers (Jared Leto), and Harley Quinn's! Before I go and rant about Joker let's get to the other characters! 

"Whats this Uh Cheerleading Tryouts?" 

No. No it is not Deadshot. I will say to all the naysayers that Will Smith is going to pull off the role. It just shows that he can do any role. Also  I did like how it did humanize him in a sense. Usually he is wearing that mask quite often in the comics. It's good to see that the dc writers or whoever is writing this, realizes these people are the bad guys. 

"Opens Sprite." Yes Captain Boomerang drinks Sprite! Don't question it! I will have to be honest I absolutely love Jai Courtney's rendition of Captain Boomerang! This guy seems like such an angry idiot and I love that! It's definetly a different take on the character especially seeing as Arrow already introduced this villan! Let's hope Captain Rang can hold his own in the group! 

Wanna put down that match baldy? Of course I am talking about Diablo! Is it ironic that the man named "Devil" produces fire? No. A lot of these concerned me with this character like the way he would fit in with this group! What I did love was the way they are containing him and his powers! Dosing him with water was a really cool shot and so far I think all he produces is fire and yelling so I approve! 

Now on to the man who eats people! I can't stress it enough how unique and different this character just looks! To show that behind all the makeup and scales is a man is somewhat beautiful. Lets not forget that the studio could have gone with a Cgi look to Killer Croc. I am glad they decided to go the route they did! It makes the man vs beast internal conflict so much more interesting! Did anyone else see Croc doing those push ups? Now its a good thing Steve Irwin didn't try f#%$ing with this crocodile! 

Can I just ask one question....? Does anyone feel like The Enchantress is being underplayed? For instance last trailer you see a tidbit of her! Now I can honestly say she looks very interesting. Maybe showing little about her is the best thing they could do! A little mystery behind this character never hurt anyone! I just love the fact that she is possessed and how messed up she probably is. Going back on what I said earlier about humanizing these characters this is another prime example! The Enchantress says, "Lets do something fun. May not mean a lot but, usually when a possessed woman speaks it tends to be super violent, and super sexual. So for that I applaud you Enchantress but, who knows she might surprise me!

Well that about wraps up my review on the trailer and what i thought about it. I covered every person I can think about! Oh wait I forgot one person. THE JOKER! As to everyone who said he can beat Heath Ledger you might not want to place any money on that. Obviously the two are completely different variation but, its going to be close. Jared Leto you deserve a round of applause for not only trying to live up to the hype but also to producing a new kind of crazy. The few scenes Mr. J was in the trailer was brilliant! Also I'd just like to say I love the scene where he jumps off a building I mean come on! I could go on and on this character and how I really feel like the message they are sending us is Joker is an outcast from these other villains. My theory is that his struggle is fitting in with the other villains or "Squad." The movie ends with them all laying by knives taking selfies. The end! No but, seriously this trailer had everything so Thank You. Oh and by the way I can't wait for Joker to show us his toys!

I give this movie trailer a two thumbs up because today was the day that every comic book nerd had a continuous Erection! Now all we have to do is wait until August.

Did Someone Say Turtle?

"Potential Energy"

Welcome back The Scarlet Speedster! I missed you so very much! As did a whole lot of other people. Tonight's episode was good but, first I must rant. I am getting more and more disappointed with the lack of Zoom that my eyes have not seen. Also, I don't agree with writing off Patty in this manner. Of course I feel the writers did it for one purpose! Not ever girl your about to Bone Barry needs to know your secret identity! Besides the lack of Zoom the episode was pretty solid on filling us in piece by piece. Like the fact that you find out Wally is really Roman's cousin and he is just getting money to buy his way into Toretto's crew. (That was a fast and furious reference.) Like always Cisco deliver with great comedic lines and of course a little Jay and Caitlin action! I swear if Jay dies Caitlin might have a terrible curse. Think about it! Every dude she hooks up with or is with ends up dieing so Jay you've been warned! At the end of the episode I can say what really excites me is to see Reverse Flash back in the midst of the madness! Lets hope we get a Zoom/Reverse/Flash three way fight!

P.S. Harrison Wells I see you. You sneaky son of a bitch. 

Mondays

The Beginning of the Week.

Some things should be left alone. When I say this I mean every single monday that exists. I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say Monday's suck. Now I'm not here to rant I'm here to maybe give you some helpful tips! For one don't ever look at the clock on Monday's. You would honestly be surprised how slow time can go when your staring at a clock. Another thing that I believe can be helpful is a cup of coffee and a positive attitude. Your day may become much worse if you decide to hate everything all together. What i suggest is just hate monday's but, atleast try to have a positive outlook on the day. Remember nobody likes a grumpy cat. 

Okay, lets be honest everyone loves this cat. Just make sure to get through monday the best you can! One last thing if all else really does fail! Call your loved one or someone you enjoy talking to on the phone! It might distract you from the horror we call the beginning of the week! Just think when this day is over only 4 days till the weekend! Now that is something to definitely look forward to! 

P.S. Does anyone know where I can get a grumpy cat? Freaking thing is hilarious. 

You Have Failed This City

                                   Welcome to Starling City.

Have you missed me? I sure have Oliver Queen! In a few days we go back to a destructive city and a man who decides killing isn't a option. Well, ask felicity because as of right now things are kind of not okay. Alright, let me use a better word. There is so much feces in starling city you would think someone would flush. Okay but, on a more serious note; Damian Darhk. That guy is something else! Finally a villain worth my time when watching arrow. Lets all be honest Ras Al Ghul was as dry as those biscuits from Kfc. Seriously how the hell do people eat those biscuits? Its like eating plywood or a piece of carpet. All I know is where things left off on the Christmas Episode had me on the edge of my seat. So lets hope that in 2016 no one will, "Fail This City." Oliver Queen and his crew have a lot of work in front of them and i plan on enjoying every second!

P.S. Bring Stephen Amell to the big screen. Oh and Felicity your a total babe.

                                     "I Work Tommorrow"

Bright lights, alcohol, good times, the weekend! That one word makes everyone smile! By the weekend I don't mean the singer! Now the weekend is a beautiful thing but, I feel people abuse it. Let me explain most of my friends use this one word either to have a great time or to make an excuse to leave. I don't think I need to explain how they would use it to help me have a great time. Let's focus on the way people use the Weekend to cripple themselves shall we? Now we all either have Jobs or obligations! No matter what day it is you have responsibilities trust me I get that. So here's a little perspective for everyone stop bringing your responsibilities up on the weekend, just so you can call it a night. You will have responsibilities regardless . So instead of telling your grandchildren how you stayed in that one night make a memory. Just remember sleep only last 8 hours but, a great story now that last a lifetime.

P.S. "Don't you use the Phrase, "I Work Tomorrow". We all do. 

Star Wars The Force Awakens (Short)

Star Wars The Force Awakens:

Everyone, listen and listen carefully. The Star Wars Franchise is not overrated with Disney on board. They have huge potiential. Switching between humor and action is a hard thing. I will say I have not seen any movies prior but, I loved this one! Something about a black long haired adult who has temper tantrums every time he loses his things is exhilarating. It is quite glorious how his saber is unbalanced just like his character portrayal. One thing I will say is I can't wait to see what the Knights of Ren will show. So many questions like, who the hell is Snoke? Why in the hell does he have vagina like opening on his head? Many of these other questions contain massive spoilers so.... I'll just say Luke you sir are the King of Hide and Seek.

P.S. Rey I love you. Finn when will you give me back my jacket?