Wednesday, January 20, 2016

SQUAD

"We're bad guys.... It's What we do."



Is this real life or is this just fantasy? What I am talking about is the absolute best thing I've seen all day! THE MOTHER$#%}ing SUICIDE SQUAD TRAILER! If you haven't seen it DO IT! It's absolutely amazing how every second had me jumping up and done like a little boy. Firstly Margot Robbie is going to steal the show. Her interpretation on Harley is so genuine and surreal! It's great to see atleast from the trailer the two types of crazy! Jokers (Jared Leto), and Harley Quinn's! Before I go and rant about Joker let's get to the other characters! 



"Whats this Uh Cheerleading Tryouts?" 

No. No it is not Deadshot. I will say to all the naysayers that Will Smith is going to pull off the role. It just shows that he can do any role. Also  I did like how it did humanize him in a sense. Usually he is wearing that mask quite often in the comics. It's good to see that the dc writers or whoever is writing this, realizes these people are the bad guys. 



"Opens Sprite." Yes Captain Boomerang drinks Sprite! Don't question it! I will have to be honest I absolutely love Jai Courtney's rendition of Captain Boomerang! This guy seems like such an angry idiot and I love that! It's definetly a different take on the character especially seeing as Arrow already introduced this villan! Let's hope Captain Rang can hold his own in the group! 



Wanna put down that match baldy? Of course I am talking about Diablo! Is it ironic that the man named "Devil" produces fire? No. A lot of these concerned me with this character like the way he would fit in with this group! What I did love was the way they are containing him and his powers! Dosing him with water was a really cool shot and so far I think all he produces is fire and yelling so I approve! 



Now on to the man who eats people! I can't stress it enough how unique and different this character just looks! To show that behind all the makeup and scales is a man is somewhat beautiful. Lets not forget that the studio could have gone with a Cgi look to Killer Croc. I am glad they decided to go the route they did! It makes the man vs beast internal conflict so much more interesting! Did anyone else see Croc doing those push ups? Now its a good thing Steve Irwin didn't try f#%$ing with this crocodile! 



Can I just ask one question....? Does anyone feel like The Enchantress is being underplayed? For instance last trailer you see a tidbit of her! Now I can honestly say she looks very interesting. Maybe showing little about her is the best thing they could do! A little mystery behind this character never hurt anyone! I just love the fact that she is possessed and how messed up she probably is. Going back on what I said earlier about humanizing these characters this is another prime example! The Enchantress says, "Lets do something fun. May not mean a lot but, usually when a possessed woman speaks it tends to be super violent, and super sexual. So for that I applaud you Enchantress but, who knows she might surprise me!



Well that about wraps up my review on the trailer and what i thought about it. I covered every person I can think about! Oh wait I forgot one person. THE JOKER! As to everyone who said he can beat Heath Ledger you might not want to place any money on that. Obviously the two are completely different variation but, its going to be close. Jared Leto you deserve a round of applause for not only trying to live up to the hype but also to producing a new kind of crazy. The few scenes Mr. J was in the trailer was brilliant! Also I'd just like to say I love the scene where he jumps off a building I mean come on! I could go on and on this character and how I really feel like the message they are sending us is Joker is an outcast from these other villains. My theory is that his struggle is fitting in with the other villains or "Squad." The movie ends with them all laying by knives taking selfies. The end! No but, seriously this trailer had everything so Thank You. Oh and by the way I can't wait for Joker to show us his toys!



I give this movie trailer a two thumbs up because today was the day that every comic book nerd had a continuous Erection! Now all we have to do is wait until August.


Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Did Someone Say Turtle?

"Potential Energy"




Welcome back The Scarlet Speedster! I missed you so very much! As did a whole lot of other people. Tonight's episode was good but, first I must rant. I am getting more and more disappointed with the lack of Zoom that my eyes have not seen. Also, I don't agree with writing off Patty in this manner. Of course I feel the writers did it for one purpose! Not ever girl your about to Bone Barry needs to know your secret identity! Besides the lack of Zoom the episode was pretty solid on filling us in piece by piece. Like the fact that you find out Wally is really Roman's cousin and he is just getting money to buy his way into Toretto's crew. (That was a fast and furious reference.) Like always Cisco deliver with great comedic lines and of course a little Jay and Caitlin action! I swear if Jay dies Caitlin might have a terrible curse. Think about it! Every dude she hooks up with or is with ends up dieing so Jay you've been warned! At the end of the episode I can say what really excites me is to see Reverse Flash back in the midst of the madness! Lets hope we get a Zoom/Reverse/Flash three way fight!



P.S. Harrison Wells I see you. You sneaky son of a bitch. 

Monday, January 18, 2016

Mondays

The Beginning of the Week.

Some things should be left alone. When I say this I mean every single monday that exists. I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say Monday's suck. Now I'm not here to rant I'm here to maybe give you some helpful tips! For one don't ever look at the clock on Monday's. You would honestly be surprised how slow time can go when your staring at a clock. Another thing that I believe can be helpful is a cup of coffee and a positive attitude. Your day may become much worse if you decide to hate everything all together. What i suggest is just hate monday's but, atleast try to have a positive outlook on the day. Remember nobody likes a grumpy cat. 



Okay, lets be honest everyone loves this cat. Just make sure to get through monday the best you can! One last thing if all else really does fail! Call your loved one or someone you enjoy talking to on the phone! It might distract you from the horror we call the beginning of the week! Just think when this day is over only 4 days till the weekend! Now that is something to definitely look forward to! 

P.S. Does anyone know where I can get a grumpy cat? Freaking thing is hilarious. 


Sunday, January 17, 2016

You Have Failed This City


                                   Welcome to Starling City.


Have you missed me? I sure have Oliver Queen! In a few days we go back to a destructive city and a man who decides killing isn't a option. Well, ask felicity because as of right now things are kind of not okay. Alright, let me use a better word. There is so much feces in starling city you would think someone would flush. Okay but, on a more serious note; Damian Darhk. That guy is something else! Finally a villain worth my time when watching arrow. Lets all be honest Ras Al Ghul was as dry as those biscuits from Kfc. Seriously how the hell do people eat those biscuits? Its like eating plywood or a piece of carpet. All I know is where things left off on the Christmas Episode had me on the edge of my seat. So lets hope that in 2016 no one will, "Fail This City." Oliver Queen and his crew have a lot of work in front of them and i plan on enjoying every second!

P.S. Bring Stephen Amell to the big screen. Oh and Felicity your a total babe.

Saturday, January 16, 2016


                                     "I Work Tommorrow"

Bright lights, alcohol, good times, the weekend! That one word makes everyone smile! By the weekend I don't mean the singer! Now the weekend is a beautiful thing but, I feel people abuse it. Let me explain most of my friends use this one word either to have a great time or to make an excuse to leave. I don't think I need to explain how they would use it to help me have a great time. Let's focus on the way people use the Weekend to cripple themselves shall we? Now we all either have Jobs or obligations! No matter what day it is you have responsibilities trust me I get that. So here's a little perspective for everyone stop bringing your responsibilities up on the weekend, just so you can call it a night. You will have responsibilities regardless . So instead of telling your grandchildren how you stayed in that one night make a memory. Just remember sleep only last 8 hours but, a great story now that last a lifetime.

P.S. "Don't you use the Phrase, "I Work Tomorrow". We all do. 

Friday, January 15, 2016

Star Wars The Force Awakens (Short)

Star Wars The Force Awakens:


Everyone, listen and listen carefully. The Star Wars Franchise is not overrated with Disney on board. They have huge potiential. Switching between humor and action is a hard thing. I will say I have not seen any movies prior but, I loved this one! Something about a black long haired adult who has temper tantrums every time he loses his things is exhilarating. It is quite glorious how his saber is unbalanced just like his character portrayal. One thing I will say is I can't wait to see what the Knights of Ren will show. So many questions like, who the hell is Snoke? Why in the hell does he have vagina like opening on his head? Many of these other questions contain massive spoilers so.... I'll just say Luke you sir are the King of Hide and Seek.

P.S. Rey I love you. Finn when will you give me back my jacket?